I actually mean my room for the night when my "better" half kicks me out of bed for (perm any 1 from 4 of) :
Snoring (cant help it..i dont know im doing it)
Not waking up when the baby is crying at 3am (she dont believe me when I say it really doesnt wake me up)
Watching sport too much and/or playing poker too much (shes jealous)
Getting home too late and am too inebriated to find the lock on the door or my key
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