I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke
hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning."
He replied, "No, just having a sh!t."
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick
pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?
I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing
on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
lol
