To the tune of "
Mambo Number 5"
A little bit of Benwell, stinks of shite
A little bit of Walker, what a sight
A little bit of Byker, on the dole
A little bit of Elswick, a shit hole
A little bit of Fawdon, burnt out vans
A little bit of Kenton, teenage Grans
A little bit of Scotswood, on the run
A little bit of this makes you all scum
I'll be in the North Stand jumping up and down !!