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Old February 2nd, 2012, 19:30
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The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quick bout of love making' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the Street activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.

'An ambulance just drove by!'

'Looks like the Anderson 's have company,' he called out.

'Matt's riding a new bike!'

'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'

'Jason is on his skate board!

After a few moments he announced,
'The Coopers are having a root!!'

Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!

Dad cautiously called out,
'How do you know that?'

'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar'!!!


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