Have you ever been guilty of looking at others
your own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old?
Well......you'll love this one!
My name is alice smith and i was sitting in the
waiting room for my first appointment with a
new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma,
which bore his full name.
Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark
haired boy with the same name had been in my
secondary school class some 30-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that i had a secret
crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded
any such thought.
This balding, grey haired man with the deeply
lined face was far too old to have been my
classmate. After he examined my teeth, i asked
him if he had attended morgan park secondary school .
'yes, yes i did. I'm a morganner! 'he beamed with pride.
'when did you leave to go to college?' i asked
he answered, in 1965. Why do you ask?
'you were in my class!' i exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then the ugly,
old,
bald,
wrinkled,
fat arsed,
grey haired,
decrepit, bastard asked..
'what subject did you teach '?
